Two electrical engineers walk into a bar, and couldn't agree on anything. They argued about whether the bartender was using an appropriate gauge wire for the blender, whether the neon signs were properly grounded, and if the ambient lighting was truly optimal for minimizing eye strain. Finally, after a heated debate about the efficiency of the ice machine, one engineer sighed and said, "Okay, okay, let's just agree to disagree. I'll buy you a drink. What'll you have?"The other engineer paused, stroked his chin, and said, "Actually, I'm not sure. Let's first analyze the power consumption of each drink option and calculate the optimal cost-benefit ratio based on the current energy prices...and then we'll need to factor in the thermodynamic properties of the ice melt rate versus alcohol concentration to determine the most stable and enjoyable consumption experience..."The first engineer groaned and ordered a double shot of whiskey. Flag for review